The Burnham Pledge Generator

Press the imaginary button. Receive the kind of sentence that sounds like it belongs on a leaflet, a podium, and a leadership launch, all at once.

Possibly by pointing at it during interviews.

Especially those working on campaign logistics.

Subject to national media availability.

Because that would be politically unwise.

Generated pledge: “I will deliver a fresh start, a fair deal, and a photo opportunity near a high street.”